Fox News: Bill Richardson is a Pandering Bitter Loser for Growing a Beard.

                    Fox News is so wrong in saying Richardson's beard is an attempt at pandering. Bill Richardson has been pandering long before he grew a beard. And this beard is a step forward for Bill Richardson. Let's compare pre-beard Richardson and post-beard Richardson

PRE-BEARD:

• Richardson is on the losing team, the team of Bill Richardson
• Richardson is the candidate of experience and no-change
• Richardson is still in the race
• Richardson fails to broker peace in Darfur (way to go)
• Richardson's campaign is in debt
• Richardson rambles for 5 minutes during presidential debates

POST-BEARD:

• Richardson is on the winning team, the team of Barack HUSSEIN Obama
• Richardson has embraced change as his new god, and shunned his past worship of "experience"
• Richardson is out of the race
• Darfur still sucks. But at least Richardson gave up.
• Richardson's campaign is dead, which means his debt has been passed on to his closest relative: Arizona Apple-Picker Pablo Richardson
• Richardson rambles for 2 minutes on CNN

        What I'm getting at, is that Fox has completely missed the point. Before he grew a beard, I would never vote for Bill Richardson. But now, he's the most presidential candidate of them all.  A fair solution to the current deadlock would be: 

• The superdelegates (Democratic Party's Pantheon of Gods) choose Bill Richardson to be their next emperor
• Hillary Clinton divorces Bill Clinton, marries Bill Richardson. She gets to live in the White House again, and Bill Clinton gets to openly have lots of sex.
• Barack Obama runs as Bill Richardson's VP, gains the experience he needs so badly. 
• A Black guy, an old white woman and a Mexican dude live in the White House. Sitcom? 

Bill Richardson '08

  Fox News panel ponders the significance of Richardson's beard   [Media Matters]

AMENDMENT: I learned how to use the bullet lists for this blog. Alright!